The 35 Minutes That Sum It Up Best: Motivational Karaoke, "Spring Training Eve"

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Today while driving around South Austin, my iPod bringed me a blast from me past.  A 35-minute segment of Motivational Karoke, the WESN radio show that Chris Golwitzer and I painstakingly crafted from 2002-2005.  It wunt crafted.  It wunt no pain. Part 5 of "SPRING TRAINING EVE (2/22/04) just seemed to sum up what we were about. It starts with an interview with Ted Leo after he blew out his voice in Champaign and I finished the singing for him.  That ends with a clip of Babe Ruth with a fake swear word beeped in. We played Ted Leo quite a bit. A new song that's old now. A lengthy, lie-riddled microphone break, back-selling a lot of things that we used to play.  A tongue lashing of the DJs on before us. An explanation of what Google is and how to spell it, followed by the futile spelling of our very long impossible find website. We were doing Dream Warriorisms then because we were on from 12-2am at that time.  We went retro and pulled out...
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#HappyMinutes

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1. I would put my iPod Touch on shuffle up against any DJ in the world. Barely bragging. It just knows what to play and when. 10X stronger than any Pandora or Spotify.

2. Every weekday at 3pm there are $1 beers for 15 minutes at The Local Pub & Patio on The University of Texas’ West Campus... on The Drag. “Happy Minutes.” It’s an age-old tradition, transcending bar name and ownership.

3. DJ Bathroom was the bartender/DJ for this event and it was badass. Even with the 15-minute Happy Minute Set mixed in there, DJB is the Best®.

That’s DJ Bathroom’s iPod. Its name is Peanut Caravan. He likes Black Sabbath #1 and everything else #2.

In remembrance of Pre-Internet DJ Happy Minutes, I’ve begun making “Take Back the Afternoon” Happy Minutes Playlists that a Local enthusiast can download and listen to either with your esteemed friends on the patio OR in your earbuds because you feel antisocial.

Each track will be listed here. Decide which Happy Minutes you wish to enjoy and begin it at the time listed with the link and at 3pm, on the dot, a mighty gong will ring, summoning the Happy Minutes. After 13 lucky Minutes of Happy, Jimmy Durante will give you a 2-Minute warning. Your last Happy Minute has to be ordered by 3:15. When The Schnoz is done, a mighty buzzer will sound, marking the sad end of Happy Minutes. You will then have the remainder of that DJ Bathroom® set to do with that you wish.

Check with the bartender or a regular for the full list of Happy Minute® rules.

READY??

Drink Responsibly (Not All Day).

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