The 35 Minutes That Sum It Up Best: Motivational Karaoke, "Spring Training Eve"

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Today while driving around South Austin, my iPod bringed me a blast from me past.  A 35-minute segment of Motivational Karoke, the WESN radio show that Chris Golwitzer and I painstakingly crafted from 2002-2005.  It wunt crafted.  It wunt no pain. Part 5 of "SPRING TRAINING EVE (2/22/04) just seemed to sum up what we were about. It starts with an interview with Ted Leo after he blew out his voice in Champaign and I finished the singing for him.  That ends with a clip of Babe Ruth with a fake swear word beeped in. We played Ted Leo quite a bit. A new song that's old now. A lengthy, lie-riddled microphone break, back-selling a lot of things that we used to play.  A tongue lashing of the DJs on before us. An explanation of what Google is and how to spell it, followed by the futile spelling of our very long impossible find website. We were doing Dream Warriorisms then because we were on from 12-2am at that time.  We went retro and pulled out...
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Let It Snow, Coldcock... Let It Snow.

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It snowed last night in Austin, TX.  1/100 of an inch.  I’ll be out looting today... via time and space, as well as my pickup truck.

In the meantime, cautiously enjoy the off-color 1980 Prison Christmas Album, recorded by The Buttermilk 5 (Coldcock & Lightnin, aka Dave Moe on jams, me on words).  I actually sang these off sheet music.  Probably the only time in my recording history.

It was fictitiously recorded on recycled tapes in Joliet’s Stateville Penitentiary (as inmates) 1980.



1. Merry Prison Intro

2. Santa Claus Comin to Town

3. I'm Gittin Nuthin Fo Christmas

4. Blue Christmas

5. Rockin Round the Christmas Tree

6. LET IT SNOW (BLOW)

7. Night Fo Christmas

Buttermilk 5 started as a menu item at Perkins®.  We stole it as the real band name of a fictional Peoria blues band.  This might be the basement recording that moved Dave’s parents to Florida.

Dave and I tried to find a singer for this on the streets of Peoria.  We had some leads but his wife trusted me a little more inside the house.

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